From the recording Adolescent Dementia (MP3 quality)
Lyrics
Well I was walking with my master
minding my own biz
Just a looking for a hydrant
So I could take a wiz
When out jumped another big dog
Looking for a fight
Before I knew what hit me
He bit me with his bite
Who knows when you're walking your man
What's gonna happen to you
Something might be coming your way
Out of the blue
As we was walking on another fine day
I pooped upon a lawn
My master left it lying right there
And then we moseyed on
When out jumped the angry homeowner
And shot my master dead
Now I'm looking for another dog lover
Who's gonna keep me fed
Don't wait when your man needs walking
Just 'cause other men are out there stalking
Your instincts will see you through
And a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do
Don't wait when your man needs walking
Just 'cause other dogs are out there stalking
Your instincts will see you through
And that's the way of the world from a dog's point of view